Monday, November 5, 2007

I forgot my headphones.

So, now I can't listen to my music in the library. Well, not music. Just one song. Over and over again.

I have my Starbucks interview today. I'm not nervous or excited. I just am. Sort of like, insert your favorite adjective here. I'm blank. I'm happy for my Starbucks interview today. I'm apathetic for my Starbucks interview today. I'm gay for my Starbucks interview today. I'm straight for my Starbucks interview today. I'm stupid for my Starbucks interview today. Well, Ryan told me that I should act like I like to go by the book.

[Quick thought: I wonder who he is? Not Ryan, but Abercrombie. He actually didn't look very Abercrombie today. He was wearing a 'Green' shirt. Be Green? He has an Ibook with him everyday.]

I do like to go by the book occasionally. I like formulas. That's the only thing I love about Algebra. Some part of me just loves using formulas over and over again. 2=1+X. X=1. [Quick thought: X=You.] I like formulas, they're a brainless activity. It brings me an inner peace when I sit down. I go over each problem, and all I have to do is plug in a formula. [Quick thought: Please do not start writing cliche' formulas like Me + You = Love. You're a loser, Chris Bernal.]

I see this girl from school, I had first period with her last year. She was one of the popular kids. And now she's at Cy-Fair. I wonder how she feels. Community college. Most popular kids get into either the Awesome league of schools, or party schools where they can transfer into the Awesome league of schools. Seriously, Texas is big on their college. Texas is big on everything. Except hockey. No one really hears about hockey. At least I don't.

My english teacher just walked by and asked me how I was doing. I wish she had noticed that I was writing a blog.

I wish I could like Ibooks. They're just so weird though. My dad almost got me one, but then I'd feel like just another gay stereotype. Gay gay gay. Look at that gay blank with the Ibook. Look at that gay actor with the Ibook. Look at that gay activist with the Ibook. Look at that gay fag with the Ibook. That last one was dumb.

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